what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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