It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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