if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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