i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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