The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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