Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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