She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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