hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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