I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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