Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
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