with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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