I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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