well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Randomize
