How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
