ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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