Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
