ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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