I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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