we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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