Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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