he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
