this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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