I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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