Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
No subtext here. People are naked.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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