I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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