margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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