We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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