Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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