in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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