Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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