is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I looked at my own cervix.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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