The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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