She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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