i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
