If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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