And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
