I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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