No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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