there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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