K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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