i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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