I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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