At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
is it fun? or sober?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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