Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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