I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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