**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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