just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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