I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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