Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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