ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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