For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
