Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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