school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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